I'm Getting Rid of You
Dear My Celebrity Crush,
It is not your fault. I just feel miserable and I know you wouldn't even have any idea of my misery. It's the usual fan-girl-obsessing-over-a-celebrity misery. But I wouldn't dwell anymore on my haplessness.
I swear, with all my heart, I'll do whatever it takes to get over you. This is the time for a paradigm shift. I am leaving my awful corporate job because it is unhealthy. In the same way, I need to annihilate you from my world because this abominable obsession is unhealthy.
I don't even have a single chance with you. It doesn't matter anymore.
I'm saying yes to new life. And I no longer want you to be part of that new life. I'M GETTING RID OF YOU.
May Fame cradle you forever in its arms. May you live happily ever after.
Tschüss.
It is not your fault. I just feel miserable and I know you wouldn't even have any idea of my misery. It's the usual fan-girl-obsessing-over-a-celebrity misery. But I wouldn't dwell anymore on my haplessness.
I swear, with all my heart, I'll do whatever it takes to get over you. This is the time for a paradigm shift. I am leaving my awful corporate job because it is unhealthy. In the same way, I need to annihilate you from my world because this abominable obsession is unhealthy.
I don't even have a single chance with you. It doesn't matter anymore.
I'm saying yes to new life. And I no longer want you to be part of that new life. I'M GETTING RID OF YOU.
May Fame cradle you forever in its arms. May you live happily ever after.
Tschüss.
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